August272014

slayboybunny:

date someone who makes you feel like Everytime We Touch by Cascada on the inside 

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prongsmydeer:

Harry Potter AU where someone sees Harry in his cousin’s over-sized clothing with his underfed body and hears him casually mention the cupboard in which he sleeps and calls the fucking police

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manim0:

gookgod:

this is some yuri manga type shit man

i smell the gay and it has polluted the whole room

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thatsthat24:

imherethephantom:

starxapple:

a little girl in the grocery store just asked me if i was a princess because my dress was pretty and i said everyone’s a princess and she pointed to her dad and asked if he was a princess too and her dad said yep its true im a princess and she looked so happy idk it was adorable

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Best use of that gif

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actionables:

today this guy told me that my dress made my ass look fat (he sad it as a 'compliment') and obviously since it was 8:30 I was too tired for that shit and I replied with 'saying my ass is fat wont make your dick any bigger' and when he tried to defend himself saying his dick was big enough I told him that it doesn’t count if he shoved two thirds of it in his personality and he just looked at me completely defenseless AND BASICALLY I STOLE THAT LINE FROM HERE BUT I SLAYED

(Source: actionables, via sketchiestofelephants)

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mustbekarma:

So far adulthood is just going grocery shopping, realizing you didn’t plan well or logically, going grocery shopping again, repeat ad infinitum. 0/10 stars, would not recommend

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sketchiestofelephants:

much bread
wow

sketchiestofelephants:

much bread

wow

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“Don’t be a writer. Be writing.” William Faulkner (via blotsandplots)

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wkdart:

my-name-is-long:

pricklybangbang:

today at work i asked a customer if he wanted french vanilla creamer with his coffee and he said no because he wanted the “heterosexual” creamer instead and it just blows my mind that straight people say shit about how queer people “force our sexuality on them” because i have never met a single queer person who has done something like assign a sexuality to coffee creamer

what does heterosexual creamer even mean

no homogenized milk

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sazanaarah:

characters that go from villain to awkward friend are so important

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narret:

Animals with Watermelons

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“Hold my fucking hand, loser. We’re using the buddy system for the rest of our lives.” How I’m going to propose   (via eduhwud)

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snazziest:

I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt

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